Over the past few months, we have transformed from a low budget film company to world famous amusement park creators! Where did we get the money? We`d tell you, but we might go to prison!
Nevermind that, check out all of our fun filled places!
The Dust Bowl in Ohio
Almost Always Wet Mud Park in Florida
Almost Always Dry Dirt Park in New Mexico
Government Offices in New York. (Free Alligator Water Ride underneath the city)
Alien Fantastic - The Area 51 theme park in Alaska
Look at all the fun fill characters you`ll meet at the Dust Bowl!
And then we were thinking, "Okay, all the senior citizens are having a blast, but what about the kids?"
So now we have introduced a new, revolutionary concept never seen before. This idea involves making rides and activities aimed at KIDS! So now children, as well as grandmothers will enjoy themselves. So we bring to you.....
Desert Fun in Arizona
"Our heater keeps you warm all day!"²
(but not the night)³
Featuring "Ride the Tumbleweed" and "Tackle the Coyote".
Check out these two guys, about to try the "Cactus Climb"
Okay, technically it`s a saguaro, so sue us. Actually, don`t, because.....
And unfortuanately, for the fans of Seattle`s Best Coffee Park, it was forced to close down after a lawsuit by the coffee shop of approximately the same name. We had no idea. Also, we are now required to carry their products in our concession stands, with the following catch phrase..
"Seattle`s Best: Where we only use coffee beans imported from other countries!"
ıSo you`re thinking, where is 1? Is it possible to have a footnote for something that doesn`t exist? The mysteries of the universe pervade us all.
²We have no air conditioning
³We have no heater, either. Oh, it isn`t ALWAYS 130 degrees. Sometimes its 60.