Lose money in the comfort of your very own home!

Why waste your hard earned cash to go to Vegas when you can waste it on craps?

All the negative qualities of a real casino, and none of the atmosphere!


BUT WAIT! Join today, and we`ll send you a free pack of cigarettes to make your house smell JUST LIKE THE CASINOS. And if you order the Platinum package, we`ll send you the three disc collection of "Sounds from a Casino". All of these CDs include the indiscernible chattering and random beeping sounds that you find in any casino PLUS the riveting "Cheers of a Lucky Bastard".

Although we can`t send out girls dressed in odd and skimpy outfits to deliver you drinks, we will offer a pass to the Award Winning site www.girlswalkinguncomfortablyinhighheels.com. You`ll have to buy your own alchohol though, you lazy fuck.



Look! The dice sparkles just like in real life!