I have been recently receiving many emails about this picture, the majority of them negative. Much of my audience¹ had previously kept quiet about the general downward trend of my humour², however this last bit was simply the last straw³. Boy, was I in trouble. I knew I would lose much of my audience¹ due to this. I had to find an argument, and fast. And sure enough I stumbled across the official Checklist of Funny. That`s right, this top secret document used by comedians over the ages has been found by me. And now I will post it for the world to see. No doubt many comedians are going to be pissed off and will make my life worse than a living hell for every second of the rest of my life, but really, I have bigger problems to worry about. I let the this form speak for itself.
Official Checklist of Funny