I am Shamu Claus...


It was just one day at Shamuie Castle. The four paladins(PLDN) were gathering people for the Royal PLDN's singing impression.

"The four PLDNs are coming!" Goldstripe said to her fellow Magicians. "They're going to take us to that one seal concert."

"Uh oh , better hide," said Lomak.

Goldstripe decided to meditate. The four PLDNs burst into the room.

"You're coming with me," Shutat said to Goldstripe.

"But I was meditating!!" she complained.

The PLDN Shutat dragged her out. His fellow PLDNs got the rest of the Magicians also.

After they got the Magicians they chased down the three Shamukesteers and the rest of the Knights.

An arrow flew and missed the bulb eye.

"Missed again," the High Archer Seymore mumbled.

"You better teach me how to shoot like that," said Pearl the Archer.

"Did I give you permission to speak?!" asked Seymore.

"No, sir, you didn't," Pearl replied.

"Then SHUT UP before I decide to put an arrow in your brainless head!" he yelled.

"Probably miss," Pearl replied.

And with that he punched Pearl in the face. Pearl staggered then fell down.

"Everything going okay around here?" PLDN Shades asked Seymore.

"Yes, sir," replied High Archer Seymore.

"Who's that?" asked Shades, pointing to Pearl.

"Just a lowly Archer," Seymore said quickly.

"I see..." replied Shades. "We're going to the concert so bring your Archers along."

A half-hour later the four PLDNs were in the backstage with the Royal PLDN Snowberg.

"Is everyone here?" asked Snowberg.

"Yes, everyone except the royal family," answered PLDN Mayaserana.

"Then get them over here!!" yelled Royal PLDN Snowberg.

"You know, sir, that we can't tell the royal family what to do..." said PLDN Dagoot.

They argued a bit more and the Royal PLDN convinced them to try to get the royal family.

"Is he going to sing that seal song again, Mother?" asked Pumpkin the Princess.

"I'm afraid so, dear," said Queen Taiba. "I'm going to hide in my bedroom with a pillow over my ears."

"Me too, Mother, me too..." said Pumpkin.

Meanwhile the four PLDNs walked into the throne room without even knocking.

"Thou hast important news to give thee," said PLDN Shutat.

"STOP talking in that accent of yours and tell me what it is!" said King Shamuie.

"We invite you to a solo singing of the seal song," PLDN Dagoot said. "Would you like to come, sir?"

"NO!!" said Shamuie.

"Are you sure?" asked PLDN Shades. "I heard it's great."

"But Royal PLDN Snowberg insists you see it," complained PLDN Mayaserana.

"NO!!!!" yelled King Shamuie.

"I have one more question," said PLDN Mayaserana.

"What!" said Shamuie, annoyed.

"Uh, um, waa...eh, sir, uh...where is the Queen and the Princess?" asked PLDN Mayaserana.

"Probably in their bedrooms," Shamuie said lazily. "Now leave at once."

"Yes, your Majesty," the PLDNs replied.

The PLDNs knocked on the doors of the Queen and Princess' room. There was no answer.

The PLDNs headed back to the auditorium. It was very noisy inside. Suddenly, a shamu wearing a funny hat appeared. He sat down next to the three Shamukesteers.

"I'm Shamu Claus a magician from the west," he said. "I hear you three are the best Knights in the world."

"We are," Finkut said.

"I need a word with you." PLDN Shades said, pointing a fin at Shamzer, one of the three Shamukesteers.

Shamzer - gulp.

"Sir, what do you wish of thee?" Shamzer asked.

"Who's your friend?" PLDN Dagoot said. He pointed to where Shamu Claus had been, but he was gone. PLDN Dagoot looked for him, but he was nowhere to be found.

"Where did Shamu Claus go?" Dagoot asked to no one in particular. He stared at PLDN Shutat who just shrugged.

"Finkut," Dagoot said.

"Yes, sir," he replied. "I don't know."

"Wasn't he just talking to you?" Dagoot implied.

"He...just...disappeared!!!" exclaimed Finkut.

"That's not funny," Dagoot said.

"It wasn't supposed to be, sir," said Finkut.

"Shut up and get a search party to find him!" Dagoot said coldly.

"Yes, sir," said Finkut.

Finkut walked over to the Magician Goldstripe and asked her to form a small search party to look for Shamu Claus.

"I don't take orders from Knights even if you are a Shamukesteer," Goldstripe said coolly.

"I have orders from PLDN Dagoot," Finkut said. Goldstripe stood up and ordered two dozen soldiers to aid her and walked toward the exit. Snowberg started singing. They ran for the nearest exit.

"Whoa, this is boring!" said Shutat.

"Ort, ork, ork, ort, ort, ork, ort, ork, ort, ork, ort, ork, ort, ork, ork," sang Snowberg.

Three hours passed. Goldstripe didn't come back yet.

"Ork, ort," sang Snowberg. Finally, it had ended. The audience ran back to their posts.

The Royal PLDN and the four PLDNs entered the throne room. A soldier lay dead on the floor.

"What happened, sir?" asked Royal PLDN Snowberg.

"This Shamu Claus and his five knights pose a threat to this Kingdom," Shamuie the King said. "Dispose of them."

Knights, Paladins, Soldiers, and Magicians searched for Shamu Claus. When they found him, he was repeating "I am Shamu Claus" over and over. He was turning around and around very fast. Archers shot arrows at him. The wind took them and tossed them at the Knights. They bounced harmlessly off their shields. Then a wind picked up and Knights and Soldiers were tossed like cars.

"Is it all right, Mother?" Princess Pumpkin said.

"Yes, dear, he's stopped singing..." Queen Taiba said.

"What is it, Mother?" Pumpkin asked. Suddenly a sword swung at the Princess. She caught the armored arm and threw him about ten feet.

"Good job, dear," said the Queen.

"Thank you, Mother," Pumpkin snapped. Another knight tried to attack the Queen. He missed and the Queen punched him in the face.

"Oooofff!" said the knight.

The Queen and Princess headed for the throne room.

As the King Shamuie sat in the throne room on his cozy chair, three knights fully armed and armored came in.

"Be gone!!" cried Shamuie. A beam of energy fired from Shamuie's fist and hit one of the knights. That knight went flying back and hit a marble statue. The other two knights charged him but Shamuie sent them flying back with one swipe of his fist. Two other knights walked in, dazed. One of them had a big dent in his helmet.

"Mere knights cannot hurt me!!" yelled Shamuie. "Super, super, super...sonic, sonic, sonic...................shamumumumumumu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

A circular beam of energy was tossed at the knights. They were killed.

The sound of the Shamu Claus came closer.

"Uh oh, better get outta here," said Shamuie.

He punched a hole in the wall and revealed a secret passageway. Shamuie floated down it.

Meanwhile, the Queen and Princess just arrived in the throne room. Five knights lay on the floor. One started to get back up but Pumpkin punched him in the head and he went back down.

"That should take care of him," the Princess Pumpkin said. They also floated down the passageway.

Meanwhile, the fighters that had been hit by the Shamu Claus' wind o' death were getting up. Other fighters did not.

"That Shamu Claus dare attacks me?!" raged PLDN Shades. "I will destroy him!"

"You tell'em boss!!" said WIZD Lomak.

"Shut up," said Shades.

"Yes, sir," replied Lomak.

PLDN Shades and WIZD Lomak went back to the throne room. Five knights lay on the floor. One started to get back up but Shades punched him in the head and he went back down.

"That should take care of him," Shades said. They too floated down the passageway.

Meanwhile, Echo, a lowly cadet, ran around the Archers target practice. Echo tripped over an unconscious Pearl and fell into a catapult. The catapult fired and Echo was flung over the castle walls.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!" Echo screamed.

Meanwhile, a bunch of dirt exploded upward and out came the royal family outside the castle walls. Echo flew down and hit Shamuie in the head.

"#$%@ flies!!" cried Shamuie.

"It's all right, dear," Queen Taiba said to King Shamuie. "Let's head for the forest."

They ran for the forest, leaving Echo on the ground. More dirt came up and it piled on to her. Shamu Claus appeared. He shot a ball of flame at Echo. She flew back approx. 293 ft., 5 in.

PLDN Shades and WIZD Lomak appeared behind Shamu Claus. Lomak beat Shamu Claus with his stick and Shades slit his throat with a short, rusty knife. They returned to the castle and helped the injured.

Meanwhile, the royal family camped out in a small blue tent. Goldstripe the WIZD and two dozen foot soldiers found them and brought them back to the castle.

That`s it!(whee..)